Martha Stewart is Horny

Probably the most famous 71-year old, once divorced, homemaking mogul ex-con we know is looking for love and has joined the online dating pool. You may have already heard all the hoopla, but Martha Stewart has recently created a profile on Match.com with the screen name TheGoodLongLife.

She’s looking for men aged 55 to 70-years-old  in the New York City area who is ‘intelligent, established and curious, and who relishes adventure and new experiences as much as I do… someone who can teach me new things, a lover of animals, grandchildren and the outdoors, and is young at heart.’

She is embracing technology to enhance her love life and describes herself as curious about everything, as reported by Kristen Kraemer from OK! Magazine, and says that the efficiency of online dating might be a good way to find that needle in a haystack.

She’s apparently also using her dating profile to promote her new book Living The Good Long Life. Hmmmm. The timing of all this seems a little strange, doesn’t it? I don’t know about you, but I think I smell a rat. (No one likes a rat.) Maybe I should convince my widower Dad to go on Match.com and “poke” her or whatever they do to each other on that site. He’s none of the things she’s looking for (except the grandchildren part as long as he keeps sending cash on birthdays and holidays), but he needs to start getting out there. And I bet if she sells enough books from it she won’t mind too much.

At least it has made for some good late night viewing fodder. Check out Martha Stewart Needs A Man from The Tonight Show with Jay Leno andMartha Stewart’s Kinky Match.com Video from Conan O’Brien.

Jay Leno

Conan

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