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i need a swinger girlfriend – 30 (east houston)

houston craigslist / m4w / Wed Aug 22
Hi. I am a laid back very easy going live day to day type of dude looking for a cool sexy lady who can try to understand my situation. I have no long term goals except to be happy. I am a simple man. I am very much a home body and enjoy spending time in the comfort of my home. I do work but dont make much just enough for the rent and bills (which includes my herb) and after all that am left with a few dollars to spend. I have a son (doesn’t stay with me) who I love and wish the best for. Like I said I enjoy being at home and watching all kinds of movies and tv shows such as Weeds, Sopranos, Dexter, Trueblood, The Wire, Sons of Anarchy, American Horror Story, Entourage, Boardwalk Empire the list goes on and on on. I enjoy listening to classic rock like The Rolling Stones , Lynyrd Skynyrd, CCR, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin and much more bands and of course rap music. I like playing video games and am currently stuck playing World of Warcraft =). I am not opposed to going out just prefer to stay in and entertain myself. Maybe if I had someone to pull me out the house I would get out more. Probably no surprise but I also am a very big pot head and I know I probably smoke to much but oh well I support my habits and dont ask, beg, rob, or steal for it. I am about 5’9″ was around 250 lbs last time I weighed myself but I have lost weight since and haven’t bothered checking so a bit chubby but not to overwieght lol. Ok, what I am looking for is a cool, pretty, fun, laid back, easy going, promiscuous but clean and disease free, drama free chick to hang out with and get to know better. I say promiscuous cause I want a freaky girl. I want a chick who would be open minded to doing some sexual exploring. Some taboo stuff. I want a chick who would like to be my girl who i take out to eat or to the movies and do normal couple stuff with but also is open to threesomes and such. A chick who would love to share another beautiful woman together or even fuck another dude while I watch. I am very sexual and have always enjoyed porn since i discovered it as a kid lol so I guess it has influenced me a bit lol. Is there any girls out there that could handle this? I am tired of being single and could really use some female companionship. Well if any ladies are interested do please get at me. Please send a face and body pic and put Swinger in email title so I know that you read and understand the ad.

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