Do not pass Go. Do not collect a million dollars. Buy this book instead.

So let me get this straight. You’re filthy rich; a millionaire. You own a mansion and a yacht. But for some strange reason, you have trouble getting dates. Poor baby.

Well fret not longer because the online dating site (which I’m pretty sure you’re a member of) has recently released an eBook called “Finding and Keeping Your Millionaire Match: The Ultimate Guide to Long Term Love for High Income Earners” by Christine Cantera (who I’m pretty sure is not a millionaire).

The book was written to help guide wealthy singles like you find love among other wealthy singles. (Really? Whatever happened to: “Pardon Me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?”  That worked pretty well, didn’t it? It’s better than most pick-up lines anyway.)

The book claims to take an honest approach to dating and calls for Richie Rich types who are serious about finding a relationship, to take the commitment. Dating is hard work people. If you’re looking for a quick fix for your disastrous dating life, you’ve got the wrong book. This is a comprehensive guide to finding love and will tell you absolutely everything you need to know about finding love among wealthy singles like yourself, whose lifestyle and relationship goals are perfectly aligned, but who may have trouble finding each other in this big, crazy world full of poor people.

The eBook is available for the Kindle online at Amazon for $5.99. Which is a little steep, but hey, you’re a millionaire. You can afford it! And if you’ve followed the book’s guidelines to the letter and still end up striking out there’s always

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