Quite possibly the worst dating site yet.

Wow. Have you happened upon www.SeekingArrangement.com by chance? It’s “The Elite Sugar Daddy Dating Site for those Seeking Mutually Beneficial Relationships.” (That phrase is trademarked by the way.)

Apparently it was founded on the principle that successful relationships are all “mutually beneficial relationships” in that they are a two-way street, i.e., two people giving as much as they take from each other.

The site’s founder, Brandon Wade, a so-called leading dating expert, believes that successful relationships are formed out of two people being brutally honest with each other – about who they are, what they want and what they can offer and that out of brutal honesty comes a deep and genuine level of understanding, and sometimes true love. (Sometimes? As often as that. Huh.)

It gets better. From their site: It’s human nature for successful people to want younger and more attractive partners. It’s also natural for younger men & women to seek out more experienced, sophisticated, wealthy and generous partners, specifically those who have the means of providing them with comforts and luxuries. Anthropologist will tell you that these tendencies are ingrained in our genes. It is only human instinct to be attracted to beauty, as it is to be attracted to wealth and power. (Ah yes, the caveman argument. It’s in our jeans alright.)

Apparently there are many men and women out there who want to find a Sugar Daddy, Mommy or Sugar Baby, but don’t know where to start. “Because of how our society works, it is awkward for someone to walk up to another to ask them if they would like to get involved in a Mutually Beneficial Relationship.” Actually that happens all the time on International Boulevard but thank goodness there’s SeekingArrangement.com for like-minded Sugar Daddies, Mommies and Sugar Babies to meet each other.

No more awkward cash up-front on the nightstand and hasty exits before the neighbors see for you buddy. Now you can give her furs,  jewelry, lingerie you’ll never see and credit cards instead.

SeekingArrangement.com is The #1 Sugar Daddy Dating Site (there are others?) and is committed to being the most trusted dating resource for the rich and the beautiful. Which begs the question: who’s targeting the poor and the ugly? Craigslist? All user profiles and photographs submitted are screened for relevancy. (No Butterfaces.) But wait, there’s more. If you purchase an upgrade, your credit card statement will never show the full name of the website. Now that’s classy and good value.

Just so we’re all clear, a Sugar Daddy is defined as a successful and generous man who is willing to pamper and offer financial help or gifts to a young person in return for friendship and companionship. (And blow jobs.) Meanwhile, a Sugar Mommy or Sugar Momma is a successful and generous woman who is willing to pamper and offer financial help or gifts to a young person in return for friendship and cunnilingus. A Sugar Baby is essentially a whore.

Now that you’re all caught up you can check out the site and blog and decide if this type of “relationship” is right for you. But please don’t.

About Thomas Kelleher

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3 Responses to Quite possibly the worst dating site yet.

  1. themaidengame says:

    I take it you don’t have gorgeous women fighting over you?

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